Starbuck. Helo.

Sitrep. NOW.

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Madam President, I need to discuss the current situation with you at your earliest convenience.

( OOC: )

All right, I don't know what the frak is going on here, or how you made those videos, but this stops. Now.

Sam, Apollo, Admiral Adama, if anyone out there can read this, you've got to get me out of this frakking place. There's no way in hell that this is earth. If it is, we'd be better off fighting the radiation back on Caprica.